British Streamer Caught in “Emotional Affair” with Beanz — Fiancé and Secret Lover Speak Out
In what fans are already calling “The Great Beanz Betrayal,” popular live streamer and self-proclaimed Professional L Taker No_Oj has come under fire this week after shocking allegations surfaced that he’s been emotionally cheating on his fiancé, Sockubus, and his not-so-secret gay lover, PETEdotPNG—with, stay with me here, a can of Heinz Beanz.
Sources close to the situation report that No_Oj was “caught red-handed” (and bean-stained) on multiple late-night rendezvous with the tin of saucy legumes, allegedly whispering “you’re my full English” while gently rotating the can in his hands. One eyewitness claims, “He looked at that can the way Disney princes look at true love’s kiss—except with way more guilt and fewer vegetables.”
The scandal deepened when fans pieced together a pattern: every time Sockubus traveled across the globe to visit—an exhausting 4,900 miles—Oj’s stream schedule mysteriously “filled up” with late-night mukbangs and British pantry tours. “I should’ve known something was up when he started calling the beans ‘babe,’” said Sockubus during an emotional Instagram Live. “I didn’t fly halfway across the planet just to be replaced by legumes. At least PETEdotPNG has feelings—Heinz doesn’t even have a heart. Just fiber.”
PETEdotPNG, who previously referred to Oj as his “ride-or-die homie with benefits,” expressed similar confusion:
“I can’t compete with that kind of shelf life,” PETE told StacheFeed. “Those beans have been in his pantry longer than I’ve been in his DMs. I knew something was off when he started saying ‘It’s bean real’ after our calls.”
Fans have flooded Oj’s socials with memes of him holding hands with various grocery items, and “#Beangate” is now trending across Twitch circles. While Oj has yet to release an official statement, his most recent tweet after TwitchCon simply read:
Bye America. It's been real fun but I miss my beans on toast
— no_oj 🍊 (@no_oj_) October 24, 2025
Is that some sort of sick coded tweet implying "toast" is a euphenism for sexual relations on a bed?
Despite the allegations, the story took a heartwarming turn this morning when No_Oj and Sockubus officially announced their engagement, proving that love truly conquers all—even a brief, bean-based betrayal.
In a joint post, the couple wrote:
“Relationships aren’t about perfection—they’re about growth, forgiveness, and learning that canned goods can’t cuddle.”