In a shocking turn of events, beloved live streamer and part-time charity hot dog vendor Aesthetically_Geeky has come under scrutiny after allegations surfaced that her thriving candle business might be more sinister than it appears.
Fans first grew suspicious when buyers of her candles began reporting strange side effects—uncontrollable giggles, quoting random internet memes mid-sentence, and an overwhelming urge to type “67” in all chats. One customer even claimed, “I lit her ‘Go Shawty Its Ya Birthday’ candle and suddenly started speaking exclusively in Itailian Brainrot.”
Investigators have yet to determine how Geeky could possibly be embedding “brainrot” into her hand-poured creations, though theories range from embedding subliminal messages in the wax to infusing scents with the power of streamer energy. One particularly bold Reddit theorist suggested she might be “whispering TikTok sounds into the candles as they cool.”
When reached for comment, Geeky simply responded, “If my candles cause brainrot, at least your house smells like vanilla Tung Tung Tung Tung Tung Tung Tung Tung Tung Sahur”